Lawyer Dick

by Sidney Delorean

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I’m kind of obsessed with your pretty boy face,
You should take me on a date, I’m a fun mistake
I’m feeling you and your baby blues,
I’ll be your something borrowed if you’ll be my something nude
With a face like a Kennedy, body like I’ve never seen
you should drop your drawers and get inside of me
I mean no pressure, we can just talk,
but I wouldn’t be offended if you showed me that cock
You’re working those slacks and that polo shirt
I rock coochie cutters and I’m tryin’ to twerk
I talk trash, but I’m a good girl
You’ll find I’m a nerd if you give me a whirl

I’m gonna get that lawyer dick,
Want the whole thing, no, not just the tip
I’m gonna get that lawyer dick,
Just rest your case, there’s no argument

You’re a class act, I’m a little bridge and tunnel
But I’m getting the feeling we’d make a good couple
You’ve got a handsome face and a body built for sin
You’re more intoxicating that bathtub gin
I swear I won’t play you, you’re no violin
I’ll ride that face like a raft, SeaBassleberry Finn
I gave you my number, I expected you to call
But I don’t hear my phone ringing at all
What the fuck dude? Don’t you think I’m cute?
You flirt my face off, now you’re acting mute

I’m gonna get that lawyer dick,
Want the whole thing, no, not just the tip
I’m gonna get that lawyer dick,
Just rest your case, there’s no argument

You’re a sweet guy, you love your mom
And she’ll love me, if she doesn’t hear this song
So hurry up, put down your bong
It shouldn’t take this long for me to get to your schlong
Are you nervous are you shy, do I make you tongue tied?
Don’t you wanna be my guy, get a slice of this pie?

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released June 9, 2015
Lyrics, vocals and recording by Sidney Delorean
Musical track 'New Shoes' byt Patrock Yandall courtesy of Freeplaymusic.com

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